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Joke of the Day

"[being strapped to a medieval torture table] ""tbh not what I thought you meant when you said you were going to show me a nice rack"""

"Zelda is a web browser Because Link appears in it."

"How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin? She can run faster than her brother."

"What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 300 degrees in the oven."

"Woman without curves is like a road without bends.... You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell."

"Why can't girls play hockey? Their pads can't last three periods"

"What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes? ""It's all in the execution."""

"What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!"

"My SO just left me for a guy with a conjoined twin. She says he's twice the man I am."

"Keep on Trying by Percy Vere"