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Joke of the Day

"I'm gradually figuring out what the best lighting options are for my house. It's a process of illumination."

"So the other day I was pressing my clothes But it turned out I had just made even more creases. I was so upset. I guess I couldn't handle the irony."

"Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny? Because he'd D graded her."

"What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman? The krypton-knight."

"f (x) walks into a bar... The barman says ""Sorry, we don't cater for functions"""

"My New Years resolution. Always HD 1080p I don't know why everyone keeps asking."

"You guys hear about the antique shop owner who liked to have anonymous sex with menstruating women? Nobody could tell which period his dick was from."

"What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain? So you're the one.... (only if you answered ""i don't know"")"

"Why does Anna's mom encourage her daughter to experiment with sexuality? Because she lives bicuriously through others ."

"If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. *They're normally around 90 degrees.*"