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Joke of the Day
"It's been a tough year for gluten farmers."
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"Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic? Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium."
"Age 15: kids are stupid Age 25: kids are stupid Age 35: I love my kids but kids are stupid"
"How do you make a cat go ""woof""? Douse it in gasoline and toss it in a fire."
"Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena? I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016."
"Birds that land and then WALK across the street... what the hell is wrong with you?"
"The south was reported to have more Ashley Madison users than any other region in the U.S. I guess family isn't always enough."
"Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern."
"My 5 year old told me this joke: What do you call a puppy in the desert? *A Hot Dog.* Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?"
"[pet store] Me *looking at snakes* ""CAN I FEED THEM?"" Pet Store Employee [never looks up from his phone] sure. Me *putting my kids in tank*"