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Joke of the Day

"So a seal Walks into a club.. *Rim shot*"

"Once I saved 10 kittens from a burning building and yes all the people died but look how cute they are"

"Can someone help me find..... The guy on his cell phone laughing uncontrollably because someone rear ended a car full of nuns. I think he was leaving a message. Thanks in advance."

"When chuck norris asks for change for a penny, he always gets it."

"You have to be pretty ballsy... to get a Vasectomy..."

"I had a parrot that talked . . . but it never said, ""I'm hungry."" So it died."

"How do dinosaurs smell? Ex-stinky"

"*termites on date* Waiter: what would you like to order, sir? Termite: table for two."

"When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help."

"I went to Church for the first time last week. I asked my cousin: ""So, when does the Priest do his magic trick?"" ""What?"" ""You know, making the altar boy disappear under his robe."""