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Joke of the Day
"Counterspace..... is that like antimatter?"
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"Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire? Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!"
"Jesus Saves ... and Esposito scores on the rebound!"
"Sorry, I'm out of my mind at the moment, please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. "
"How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 69."
"Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory? He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, ""Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."""
"Why is Santa so jolly? ...Because he knows where all the bad girls live!"
"If you woke up naked in the woods with a condom up your ass would you tell anyone? No?.. Wanna go camping?"
"What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing you just run away!"
"How is Donald Trump like a pumpkin? They're both orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should have been thrown out in early November."