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Joke of the Day

"A man sees a blonde girl staring intently at a ice cube in her hand The man asks the girl why she's staring at the ice cube and she responds, ""I'm trying to figure out where it's leaking from."""

"Congratulations to Mumford & Sons for winning six ""Golden Banjos"" at the 2012 Boring Awards!!!"

"It's a pleasure to do business with you. I look forward to screaming at your customer service representatives in six months."

"When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?"

"I'd love to get myself a job inspecting mirrors! I could really see myself doing that."

"[Noah's Ark] Noah: How will the animals reproduce? God: You took a male & female, right? Noah: YOU SAID BRING 2 YOU DIDN'T SAY 1 OF EACH SEX"

"I came up with a new recipe for avocado and duck. I'm going to call it Quackamole."

"I show extra confidence at a job interview by giving a firm handshake before and after every question."

"Need help with kids I am at dinner for mothers day and striking out with the jokes. Reddit brothers and sisters I need your kid appropriate jokes. HELP!"

"My friend recently got crushed by books. He's got his shelf to blame."