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Joke of the Day
"I need help with what pencil to buy... 2B or not 2B? That is the question."
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"What do you call Bob Dylan sucking your dick in a hurricane? The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind."
"Squirrels nature's speed bumps."
"Guardsman: ""Lady Pao, the Reddit peasants are revolting!"" Lady Pao: ""Yes I agree, they're disgusting. Do you have a point?"""
"I was thrown out of my cloning exam for copying the kid next to me."
"Do you know what a girl says, if she sees a big dick? Well. I do."
"A son asks his old man... ""Dad, are you gay?"" ""Who told you? Was it your father?"""
"A Bill Dawes one-liner ""Sex with two guys and a girl isn't called a threesome it's gay sex with a witness"""
"Why don't elephants smoke? They can't fit their butts in the ashtray"
"Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un? They're writing their last will and testament."