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Joke of the Day
"French Army That's it. That's the joke."
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"Most girls: ""I hangout with guys, there's less drama."" Me: ""I hangout by myself. There's no drama & I don't have to wear pants."""
"What do you call intercourse on a one-wheeled vehicle? Unisex."
"Whats the best way to get over a girl? Get under another one"
"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling. (Apologies if repost, I found it funny and wanted to share it with you guys. Have a great day! :D )"
"3 old ladies go to a baseball game with a bottle of liquor. They finish the bottle...what inning is it and what are the circumstances on the field? Bottom of the fifth and all the bags are loaded."
"A magician was driving through a neighborhood... and then he turned into a driveway."
"What did dracula say to his girlfriend when she asked about sex? ""I only do oral once a month"""
"""I don't think so"", said Rene Descartes Just then he vanished."
"I truly believe that there are some people who listen to you when you talk and there's other people who just wait for it to be their turn."