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Joke of the Day
"lady: omg your puppy is so cute whats his name me: laser guardian"
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"Why does Santa have a huge sack? Because he only comes once a year."
"CLERK: $3.74 ME: *reaches in pocket & pulls out whole ham* sorry I have cash *reaches back in & pulls out 2nd ham* well this is embarrassing"
"Life is like a penis... Short, hard, and fat. It's the women that make it soft and easy."
"""My computer asked me for an 8 character password."" For some reason it didn't accept snow white and the seven dwarves."
"This pill bottle says 'Take with plenty of fluids' and 'Don't take with alcohol'. That doesn't even make sense."
"How do you confuse a blonde? Hold up two shovels and say, ""Take your pick."""
"I'm such a perv that... ... even the crack of dawn isn't safe."
"Why don't X and Z get along with Y? Because Y so serious"