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Joke of the Day

"I went to a blind fortune teller the other day She looked into her crystal ball, and she told me there is eternal darkness in my future."

"Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents."

"Time is money. Money talks. So time talks. But talk is cheap. So time is cheap. But time is money. So money is cheap. Which it's not."

"BUT GHOSTBUSTERS NEVER GAVE US THEIR NUMBER."

"What do you call a dirty drug addict with a lisp? Methy"

"What flower loves to be in the sun? Sunflower."

"It seems racist that they call it Black Friday just because a bunch of people are trying to get into stores in the middle of the night."

"you ~~you~~ **your existence** ~~lol jk~~"

"There is no such thing as a fear of flying... But a fear of falling on the other hand...."

"My kid needs me to help him with a report on any famous black scientist. Can we do Dr. Dre?"