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Joke of the Day

"Sorry if you already know this one A Hipster, a vegan and a feminist walk into a bar... How do I know? They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes"

"Why does Caterpie like Margarine? Because it's Butterfree."

"I'm a lot like a pair of testicles. Cause I'm nuts in the sack."

"[show about dog training] Narrator: a yellow ribbon on her leash indicates she is not to be socialized with Me: where can i get one of those"

"When I die, I want my ashes scattered in front of the TV."

"Yesterday I took LSD and I wrestled with a grass snake for three hours. On a side note, our garden hose is completely wrecked."

"What is a cannibal's favorite soup Sign language soup"

"I LOVE the way the Earth rotates It really makes my day."

"Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got 6 months"

"Manufacturing Landmines I started manufacturing Landmines in my basement thinking that it'd be cheaper than buying them, but it still cost me an arm and a leg"