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Joke of the Day
"I'm a lot like a pair of testicles. Cause I'm nuts in the sack."
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"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The Bartender asks ""Do you want a drink?"" Descartes says ""I think not,"" and *poof*. He's gone."
"I recently won a punctuation competition. My prize was an apos-*trophy*."
"What's the difference between a clit and the mini bar in a hotel? Most men can find the mini bar in less than 3 minutes."
"My new party trick.. I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together. I sh!t you knot."
"""No, everything's fine"" must've been a great phrase to say before women got hold of it."
"Ever hear about the farmer who bought a tractor with no seat and no steering wheel? Apparently he lost his ass and had no place to go....."
"How many Tourette's sufferers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fuck you god damn shit cunt just one of us asshole bitch bastard!"
"Just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. Will keep you posted."
"A robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, and lays down some cash. The bartender says, ""we don't serve robots."" The robot replies, ""oh, but some day you will."""