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Joke of the Day

"Non-technical people, here's a secret. We tech folks have no idea what the problem is. We just try to narrow it down, removing variables."

"Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic? He wanders through life wondering if there is a dog"

"Rapunzel is my favorite story about a girl who would do anything to have her hair pulled."

"What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun? A shooting star"

"All I'm saying is if the toilet still flushes when the power and gas goes out, why don't we run more things on toilet power?"

"Not all of the weird sexual stuff you hear about is as good as it's cracked up to be... I mean you can tell me how great autoerotic asphyxiation is till you're blue in the face."

"My wife is always trying to pick a fight by making fun of my impotence. Well she won't get a rise out of me."

"What do we want? An endless supply of milk When do we want it? Cow"

"Trump's first act as president Gives away the First Lady's job to an immigrant. #ThanksDonald"

"I wonder who Rose is going to kill in Titanic II."