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Joke of the Day

"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes out for milk and doesn't comeback."

"What's the key to a great Thanksgiving? Turkey"

"How much does it cost to clean up Germany? About 6 million."

"Did you hear about the award winning scarecrow? He was out standing in his field."

"Get in on Syrian real estate now! The markets are exploding!"

"Why did the interjecting, dismissive, gay Italian have so many problems? Probably because he was such a- ""Fagget about it!"""

"What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box? I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box."

"A joke for fall. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell."

"I ate a sausage earlier, and it didn't taste very nice It was the wurst sausage I've ever eaten."

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs."