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Joke of the Day
"How much does it cost to clean up Germany? About 6 million."
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"Im proud to be a black man! Said the black man Im proud to be an asian man! Said the asian man Im proud to be a white man! Said the racist"
"Lord, protect me from my friends, I can take care of my enemies."
"One thing I learned about sex. Before you do it, always, always, always make sure to.. ask. edit: not my joke. i forgot who i heard it from. english comedian."
"What's the difference between a hockey team and a New Jersey hooker? A hockey team showers after 3 periods."
"You know it's time to quit smoking when you laugh at a tweet and you sound like Muttley."
"This redditor is so N00b... He pondered for several hours as to why people in his comments thread kept calling his submission ""Overpowered"""
"""Anyone can be funny... But I can make you hilarious!"" -Marijuana"
"There was a failed art theft today... the robber reportedly was foiled because he didn't have enough Monet for Degas to make the Van Gogh."
"I am Patrick Cox with Tax Masters I like my women Easy 10-40 EZ"