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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend asked me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt... So I fucked her twice and slapped her"

"Why can't you run in a camp ground? You can only 'ran'; it's past tents."

"What are Mario's overalls made out of? *Denim, Denim, Denim*"

"Did you hear about the burger cook who took a dump on the grill? He totally flipped his shit."

"Accidentally walked into a mosque ""This isn't where I'm supposed to *be headed*"""

"Despite all the wars Thailand has been in... They still have been doing a Bangkok job as a country."

"The day Facebook adds an option that you can like that someone liked something, I quit the internet forever."

"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back 4 seconds"

"I'm proud say you will never guess who has been sober for 10 years. Ted Kennedy."

"Don't mess with muslins... They have short fuses."