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Joke of the Day
"What are Mario's overalls made out of? *Denim, Denim, Denim*"
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"I usually read this subreddit on a toilet,... ...so that I dont shit my pants."
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"This polo shirt has two buttoning options: Uptight golf prick or disco chest hair."
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"Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast."