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Joke of the Day

"If you're not sure how to spell a word, there are thousands of English professors on Twitter who will correct you."

"My resolution for 2016 is to call Starbucks ""Starbrights"" and Reese Witherspoon ""Ruth Witherspooks"" to keep my grandmother's legacy alive."

"Maggie Thatcher Just heard they have cancelled the funeral. ATOS have declared Maggie fit for work!"

"Here's to tits! ...Cause No one ever said ""I want to cum on her nice personality"""

"Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans? Because the extra bean would be too farty."

"What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect? An ironing board."

"Apparently typos only become visible to the human eye AFTER you hit send."

"Suicide Bomber ""Now I'm only gonna show you this once"""

"I shot a black teenager the other day I was arrested for impersonating a police officer."

"Greatest Photocopy Machine 9Gag"