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Joke of the Day
"Duck Joke Q: Why did the duck go to jail? A: He was selling quack."
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"just found out i like being called sugar butt. 35 years of feminism down the fuckin drain."
"Why do the Japs like Sony? Because they made the Playstasian"
"What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams? Harry Frotteur"
"Circles are so pointless."
"If God didn't intend for us to eat animals, he was probably really freaked out when we started"
"Trainer: Why do you want to learn jujitsu? Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries."
"Walking around the kitchen like Pac-Man when you're hungry."
"What's a Canadian's favorite number? Eight."
"""Every time I go out, the paparazzi wants to make an oil painting of me. So annoying."" - 1700s celebrity"