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"Did you hear about angle 57.29 He's rad"
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"Probably the most valuable life lesson I've learned from a movie is to not steal black girls' cheer routines."
"Dear Santa, us big girls like toys too......just put them in the second drawer of my nightstand!"
"My girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, i thought she was joking.. ..and then i saw her face."
"I put an energy drink in my hummingbird feeder, now all my hummingbirds are going back in time and returning with tiny top hats."
"Have you heard about the dating site for radical jihadists? It's called ""Our Timer"""
"Do you speak sign language? No, we sign it."
"I sprayed a spider in my house with Axe, to try and kill it. But now it's name is Chad, and he's fucking my girlfriend..."
"Imagine if Batman accidentally dropped that atom bomb on the bus full of orphans, then looked at the camera & made the Jim Halpert face."
"If you're having trouble with using the correct your/you're, just use ""ur"" because ur a retard."