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Joke of the Day
"The way I bend the rules should qualify as yoga."
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"My girlfriend can only count out loud up to five. She thinks oral six is going too far"
"Doctor, Doctor... I have a steering wheel in my pants. It's driving me nuts!"
"When life gives you Marmaduke... make marmalade."
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