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Joke of the Day

"How does a cow add and subtract? With a cowculator."

"A perk of being in your thirties is waking up injured because you slept in a slightly different way than usual."

"Why cant Stephen Hawking put on a comedy show? Because he cant do stand-up"

"A Muslim walks into a bar... Just kidding it's haram"

"Where can i learn the skyrim dovah language and daedric too? In the complete opposite direction of a vagina."

"Why did Pinocchio's nose get longer? Because he told his wife he cheated on her."

"[ordering cake over phone] ""and what would you like the cake to say?"" [covers phone to ask wife] ""do we want a talking cake?"""

"What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator? ""Close the door! I'm dressing!"""

"[My Joke] Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated? Because their performance is lack-cluster."

"BLONDE ALE Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up."