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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Russian trees? Dimitrees"
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"Guys at work are always like ""why are your shorts so short?"" Then I spin kick an inch away from their face with such precision and they know"
"A very, very old one. A man is standing in an elevator, when a woman walks in. The woman asks ""Can I smell your balls?"" ""No you cannot smell my balls."" ""It must be your feet then."""
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them."
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"What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus? He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe."