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Joke of the Day
"What's Christopher Nolan's favorite song? BBBRRAAAAAAAHHHHHMMM...'s lullaby."
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"My mum needs to stop using all the blenders for stew.. It's pissing me off having spicy Oreo milkshake"
"What's the difference between eating at a restaurant and standing in a field of cows? I don't tip at restaurants."
"What do you call a gay Mexican? a spigot."
"I misused a comma in my last tweet and now I'm having problems with my colon. I know it has nothing to do with my period."
"What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago? Stung."
"What did the magician's assistant say to the magician after the show? ""Thanks for halving me."""
"I stay away from granny Smith. She's just too tart for me."
"God grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I will not read."
"Just saw a woman getting 'running lessons' with rubber bands & a head gear. Pffft, I could've taught her for free and with only a chainsaw"