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Joke of the Day
"The insane really should be institutionalized. Trump for President"
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"I kept telling a pun to the passersby during a marathon It was a running joke."
"Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring? He was a master of blocking attacks."
"What do men and women have in common? Both need some tissues after watching a good movie."
"Justin Bieber is still truly Canadian at heart... His most popular song is called ""Sorry""."
"I love walking around the house naked. Damn neighbors keep complaining. They think I should do it in the house."
"For most people when you lose your ""khakis"" you've lost your pants. When you're from Boston & lose your ""khakis"" you can't start your car."
"""So tell me more about yourse-PUT DOWN MY FRIES IF YOU WANT TO WALK OUT OF HERE WITH ALL 4 LIMBS INTACT."" - What not to say on a first date."
"Where do dogs go when they lose their tail? The retail store."