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Joke of the Day

"I love walking around the house naked. Damn neighbors keep complaining. They think I should do it in the house."

"You know, I heard listening to Queen has been scientifically proven to give people autism. Apparently because of the unusually high Mercury content."

"TFW you wake up and Trump is elected president Going back to sleep now."

"Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California? Because they, like, can't even deal."

"A guy on the street just said ""nice feet"" to me can someone tell me seriously if that was a cat call?"

"Q: Define Transvestite: A: A guy who likes to eat drink and be Mary."

"My girlfriend makes me want to be a better man... so that I can get a better girlfriend."

"My 3 moods: 1. I'm too tired for this shit 2. I'm too old for this shit 3. I'm too sober for this shit"

"What Did the Upvote whore say to the Redditor? I'll suck yo dick for a Upvote"

"Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way."