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Joke of the Day

"I love walking around the house naked. Damn neighbors keep complaining. They think I should do it in the house."

"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken Christopher Reeve"

"Some say that Mexicans are bordering on the insane... But so what? So are Canadians."

"""Something's keeping me from masturbating,"" the young woman confided to her doctor. ""I can't quite put my finger on it."""

"Gay jokes are really not cool. Cum on guys."

"My friend told me he wanted to find the electrical resistance of Jesus. I was like ""Ohm my God!"""

"Women these days.....some of their eyebrows looks like they are sponsored by NIKE."

"Hand Sanitizer: Helping us discover paper cuts we never knew we had"

"I only eat mean animals: shark, crocodile, jerk chicken, etc."

"one time a kid at recess said i couldnt actually dig a hole to china, i said ""Watch me"" then walked away. i avoided him the rest of the year"