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Joke of the Day

"Where do dogs go when they lose their tail? The retail store."

"My dad said this at his retirement... he is a former principal ""I remember a time when Harass was two words."

"What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....? They work it out with a pencil!"

"Checking my phone one more time before I go to sleep because apparently 533 times wasn't enough today."

"Does the 5 second rule count for a baby? Asking for... Nevermind, her mom picked her up."

"Went into the kitchen to look for pot and all I found were pans."

"What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist? Front-end"

"My mom asked if i would stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis... I said ""Maybe""."

"What's Hitler's favorite Chinese food? Lo mein kampf"

"How do you tell apart a guitarist and a computer geek? Ask them if they think solid states are shitty."