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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm? Who the hell cares?"
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"To ease tension in crowded elevators I yell ""George Lopez is a comedic genius!"" Then I get stabbed with an ice pick & I don't have insurance"
"Local pharmacy robbed... Local pharmacy robbed tonight. Entire stock of Viagra taken. Police on look out for hardened criminal."
"Who is Patrick Swayze's favorite author? Wodehouse!"
"As told to me by my 5y/o nephew at the dinner table... Why did the elephant cross the road?   Because he farted!"
"What color is a baby in the microwave? I wouldn't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate"
"How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? By leaving a plunger in the toilet"
"I have the body of a 25 year supermodel... but it takes too much space in my freezer."
"What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator? Norse Korea"
"What has 10 letters and starts with Gas? Automobile"