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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm? Who the hell cares?"
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"A gay guy wants a tattoo of truck on his penis... Tattoo artist asks ""What kind of truck do you want on it?"" Gay guy says ""It better be a 4x4 cause it's going to get muddy."""
"The weather in England is like the Muslims in Iraq. It's either Sunni, or Shiite."
"Two condoms are walking down the street... The first one sees a Gay bar, turns to his friend, and says 'Hey, want to go in and get shit faced?'"
"Have you ever been caught masterbating in a closet? Them: No. You: It's a really good hiding spot isn't it....."
"Last night, Gotye won Record of the Year. Parents were like, ""Who's Gotye?"" while their kids were like, ""What's a record?"
"I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one."
"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't care. You pick"
"""Pistorius"" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would have use to make someone's legs disappear. This is Frankie Boyles joke, not mine"
"my daughter's joke How does the Pope fly to Mass? In his HolyCopter."