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Joke of the Day
"What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans."
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"What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window? Kurt and Rod"
"*Runs fingers over Braille calendar* Is this a date? It feels like a date."
"Whats the difference between Bob Marley and Heracles? Heracles beat Cancer"
"Atoms are the biggest liars in the universe... They make up everything."
"Jesus take the veal take it from my plate cause I can't eat this on my own I let myself go this maybe my last chance in my fight against obesity Jesus take the veal"
"Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it."
"That was like a weekend camping trip for a sex addicts anonymous group. Fucking intense."
"I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to F off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!"
"How did harry potter get down the hill?? Walking .. JK Rownling"