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Joke of the Day

"How did harry potter get down the hill?? Walking .. JK Rownling"

"My girlfriend... .. is like Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar."

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump? Trump wears more makeup."

"The best thing to do with Christmas lights that don't work is put them back in the attic so they can frustrate you again next year."

"What does the Dodge driver say when someone knocks the door? Cummins."

"To be, or not to be, that is the question. Answer: FF [why?](/s ""2B OR NOT 2B = FF"")"

"Boss says, ""its the 3rd time you've been late this week! Do you know what that means??"" Me, ""err... It's Wednesday?"""

"NORTH CAROLINA:We believe in family values. ME:Like Disney movies? NC:Exactly. ME:Like Mulan, where a cross dresser saves China? NC:..."

"What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza? You can't figure it out? I mean, it's a pizz'a cake."

"If my ""check engine"" light would check my wallet, it would know there's nothing I can do about it."