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Joke of the Day

"3 men walk into a bar, bartender say... How'd you get in here"

"Announcer: ""Welcome to the Super Bowl 50 Halftime Show. Are you ready to rock?!"" [crowd goes nuts] A: ""Well too bad, here's Coldplay"""

"Alien vs Predator upheld by Supreme Court. ""this movie rules"" said Justice Scalia writing for the court."

"I've never been good with 'pick-up' lines I once said to this girl, ""Hey, you get fries with that shake?"" It turns out she had Parkinson's."

"So there's this humor contest... and a guy enters ten puns hoping to win with at least one. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."

"Why can't Kimbo Slice beat Mike Tyson? Because he's dead."

"Two blondes at the movie:"" Pst, the guy next to me is masturbating!""says one ""just ignore him"" answers her friend. ""But I can't ! He's using my hand!""replies the first blonde"

"I'm a Polish student in the UK Today the cashier in ASDA asked me if I needed help packing my bags. The Brexit is worse than I thought..."

"Math Joke. There are 10 types of people. Those who know that this joke is in hexadecimal and F the rest. Credit: Numberphile"

"Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? A: Root position cords."