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Joke of the Day

"A priest and a rabbi are walking past a playground..... The priest says to the rabbi, ""Hey rabbi, lets screw those little boys over there."" The rabbi replies, ""screw them out of what?"""

"God's son died single, but he'll help you find your match on Christian Mingle."

"Womans Rights see above"

"I forgot the joke about the Jonestown Massacre. All I remember is that the punchline killed"

"If ""God is in the details"" ... Then consider the little, sweaty red knots of skin on my ball sack to be godly."

"Have you ever wondered? What it could be loike?"

"How do you look for Will Smith? Look for Fresh Prints"

"Maintaining an erection: It's never been my strong point."

"Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south? Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer."

"What do you call a giant firebreathing lizard with a procrastination problem Dragon his feet"