160072

Joke of the Day

"Made alphabet soup for a friend The next day he came to me holding his stomach. I asked him what was wrong. He said that the soup gave him a ""vowel"" movement!"

"Don't let a Chromosome get you down One of my personal favorites."

"""Spirits, are you there?"" [ouija board] IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT ""Damn it, we've held a seaonce again!"""

"Pirate walks in a bar with his ship's steering wheel stuffed in his pants. The bartender asks do you know that's in your pants? Arrr yes. It's drivin me nuts!"

"I just invented a new word. 'Plagiarism'"

"Have you heard about the midget Klan member? He was a little racist."

"Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work? He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea."

"Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her."

"Why you shouldnt vote for Hillary because Bill always chose someone other than Hillary, and you should too"

"*firefighter wraps me in blanket after he rescues me* Um I just came out of a fire so I'm pretty hot actually"