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Joke of the Day

"It's cute to think of a nun saving up her nun allowance and then buying a cross or extra bible or something."

"Why is Beyonce a Jew? Because she's a survivor."

"Study Finds Birth Control Pills Linked to Fewer Severe Knee Injuries In Teenage Girls... (REMOVED)"

"[dentist chair] how's school? *I start talking, dentist notices his hand isn't in my mouth* oh sorry *puts hand in my mouth* how's school?"

"Why is Divorce so Expensive? Because it's worth it."

"I can't believe Google is cocky enough to start guessing after one letter."

"Hot chick at the bar just said that she's gonna do something stupid tonight... ...I informed her that I only had a 1.75 GPA in high school."

"A guy walks into a bar... ouch"

"What type of pants do Japanese people wear? Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)"

"A found a dessert trying to sell me military secrets in my bed last night. It was an under covers pie."