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Joke of the Day

"Why is E the only good letter? Because every other letter is not E!"

"Why do Germans have such great focus? I think it's because they used to have concentration camps."

"TIL the band Tenacious D didn't actually sing the greatest song in the world It was just a tribute"

"Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses? Because he Ramparts the red sea each month"

"How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Penis. I mean, 1."

"Looked at changing my name to Bieber so I could get RT'd. Realized I can't b/c I have a penis."

"What do reddit admins eat? Everything"

"The government should pay for everyone to get massages on November 9th."

"I tripped over the dog a second ago and am hurting a little.Web md has it narrowed down to a sprained uterus or a dislocated cervix. So.."

"I used to race motorcycles. Man, those things are a lot faster than me."