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Joke of the Day
"Mini-horses are like mini-donuts, you can't just eat one"
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"Find a way to dress up as ""accidentally liking someone's Facebook picture from 2 years ago"" and really scare people this Halloween."
"What's the main problem with Wookie steaks? They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)"
"Guys that try to pick up girls on Facebook are pathetic. Girls if you agree, message me your number so we can talk about it."
"Picture someone robbing you. Congratulations, you're a fucking racist."
"*the fog lifts* *the fog eats a high protein-low fat diet* *the fog does cardio* *the fog is fit af*"
"So my sister is pregnant with her first child. I'm so happy to finally be a father!"
"A good way to get to know your date is to ask about their first pet, favorite movie, and mom's maiden name. Then login and read all their emails."
"Did you hear about the Mathematician who was constipated, and lost his calculator? He worked it out with a pencil"
"Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave."