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Joke of the Day

"What's the main problem with Wookie steaks? They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)"

"Why did the blonde librarian sleep with a famous musician? She wanted a first edition of Moby's Dick."

"How do you get Reddit to improve their search function? Have CNN report on how bad it is"

"Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment."

"CNN: We're not sure but we'll report it anyway."

"Why do you love your baby so much. You've only known it for like 4 weeks."

"When can you call an Arab unlucky? When all his wife's have synchronized periods."

"I don't believe in ghosts. They're always lying to me."

"If State Farm were such a good neighbor they'd come over and pick up all the dog shit in my yard."

"You want to know a ironic statement? My mom was a cancer and she was killed by a giant crab."