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Joke of the Day
"We are so fortunate not to live in China,,, they have to hide their posts in cookies."
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"Children are like STD's you try hard not to get once you get them your life is ruined, your stuck with them and their a huge pain in the ass"
"When I get home the first thing I'm going to do is rip my wife's panties off. Because they're too small and the elastic is killing me."
"What cause of death prevents a man from having a closed-casket funeral? Viagra overdose"
"Plot idea: 97% of the world's scientists contrive an environmental crisis, but are exposed by a plucky band of billionaires & oil companies."
"Why was the strawberry sad? Because her mother was in a jam."
"""Why can't I just eat the wax?"" ~me, when I can't open the cheese"
"A programmer goes on a walk. Before he leaves the house his wife tells him: ""While you are outside, please buy some bread."" He never returned."
"Did you hear about the hipster with heatstroke? He got it before it was cool."
"Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia? The airport is Snowden"