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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the hipster with heatstroke? He got it before it was cool."
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"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up."
"I'm sorry, Black Lives Matter is actually a peaceful and forward thinking movement that our society needs... Now if you could all stop sending me death threats on twitter that would be great."
"What do you call a Chinese billionaire? ChaChing!"
"Does ""fear of commitment"" count towards a handicap parking space??"
"What do you call a cheese that isn't yours? NACHO CHEESE!"
"""Sir, you have to stop masturbating"" The nurse said. ""But why?"" The man asked ""Because I can't examine you while you're moving."""
"I fondly remember the time I found a cure for dementia. Ahh......That brings back memories."
"1998: stop playing pokemon and go outside 2016: stop playing pokemon and come inside"
"Biography of a voyeur He came, he saw, he came"