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Joke of the Day
"Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia? The airport is Snowden"
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"Kevin Ware's leg Unfortunately Kevin Ware and his leg did not display the same structure and elasticity as his brother Tupper"
"What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag? About 5 seconds."
"Why did they spray rose water cologne on Scott Weiland at the funeral home? So he smelled great while dead & bloated."
"I once had sex on a camping trip... It was fucking in-tents"
"I can't wait until the 50th Anniversary Special... I'm very interested in who JFK will regenerate as."
"6th grade nurse: do you play baseball Me: uhh why Nurse: your right arm is so much stronger than- Me: oh yeah! Yeah I play baseball so much"
"What was the name of the most famous stripper in Ancient Greece? Socra-tease"
"The hardest part about being a kick ass dude is wiping the poo from your kick ass boot after a hard day of work."
"Me: I grew a beard once & It actually looked just like yours. Him: Why'd you shave it off? Me: I just told you..."