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Joke of the Day
"What happens when we put white people in power Police brutality."
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"Marries a mime. Lives quietly ever after."
"Person: Raise your glasses! Me: Hahaha! *raises bottle*"
"Life without you is like a broken pencil Doesn't fucking matter to me"
"What's the biggest Jewish conundrum? Free Bacon!"
"I wish I could re-enact the fantasy scenes from 50 shades of grey. Like the one where she gets a job right after college"
"What do you call someone who gets high fast? A speed weeder."
"Never ever marry a tennis player Love means nothing to them"
"Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach? Because they'll get sand in their schlitz."
"Welcome to twitter, where nobody uses their right to remain silent."