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Joke of the Day

"Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, Elizabeth Taylor, Bob Marley, Marilyn Monroe, ""Venison's dear isn't it?"", John Lennon, Albert Einstein, Bruce Lee, Steve McQueen, James Dean Pun intended"

"At first I didn't like having a beard, but it grew on me."

"Tomi Lahren is pretty confident for a person whose first and last names are both misspelled"

"Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!"

"How do you say nachos in English?? Mine!"

"If Bill Cosby and Gwyneth Paltrow hooked up... ...it would be an unconscious coupling."

"Me: I don't like online shopping. I'm old school. I need to touch it, smell it, taste it. Her: I still need you to leave our lingerie store."

"Did you know that when you meet an Indian you can CHOOSE not to mention slumdog millionaire?"

"Why am I still hearing noises from the class? Because you still have ears, teacher."

"Sometimes, when I think about books I touch my shelf"