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Joke of the Day

"Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, Elizabeth Taylor, Bob Marley, Marilyn Monroe, ""Venison's dear isn't it?"", John Lennon, Albert Einstein, Bruce Lee, Steve McQueen, James Dean Pun intended"

"GOD: for this to work, I need them to feel love CUPID: how about I shoot them through the heart with an arrow? GOD: ur starting to worry me"

"What goes up and never comes down? Your age!"

"Just saw a French footballer playing Nintendo Think it was Thierry on Wii"

"Outsize Clothes-buying by Ellie Fant"

"Wearing sunglasses inside is a great way to let people know that you should be hated unconditionally"

"They say in California alone, the divorce rate is at 75%. Twenty minutes later, a woman walks by with a stroller and a barking dog in it.... Perhaps."

"What's the difference between the IRS and Jared Fogle? The IRS waits until you're 18 to fuck you."

"What's Big? My ass."

"I recently had sex with a biologist at her laboratory. I don't like to brag, but she had multiple organisms."