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Joke of the Day

"A dating app called ""Hinder"" where some guy shows up in the middle of every date and ruins everything."

"What is Justin Beiber's favourite Hozier song? Take me to Christian Bell."

"How does Brutus eat his salad? With a knife and Caesar dressing."

"I See your 7 year old jokes and I raise my own, What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station? A Whale Way"

"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cabinet."

"I just hate elevator jokes. They're wrong on so many levels."

"Went by the house where I grew up. Asked to go in to look around, but they said no and shut the door in my face. My parents can be so rude."

"PIGS A woman is walking her dog, when suddenly a man walks up to her. Man: ""Where'd you get the pig""? Woman: ""How DARE you call my dog that!"" Man: ""I was talking to the dog!"""

"Why do white people own so many pets? Because they cant own blacks"

"How many Freuds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and another to hold the penis. ... ... ... Er... I mean... The ladder."