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Joke of the Day

"The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interim. The Empire Strikes Back, they call it."

"If you ask Vanilla Ice's mother about his childhood... she'll tell you that he was a nice, nice baby."

"Three tampons are walking down the street... which one says ""hi"" to you? None of them, they're all stuck up cunts"

"Love is that feeling you get when you meet that special someone who hates all of your friends."

"Trump getting elected after Obama was not what they meant by Orange is the New Black"

"A doctor walks into a bank to make a deposit. When he goes to sign the check, he realizes he's scribbling with a thermometer. ""Oh, that's great,"" he says. ""Some asshole's got my pen!"""

"Knock knock joke I came up with in the 3rd grade... Knock, knock. Who's there? Nunya. Nunya who? Nunya dang business who?"

"I've eaten enough chinese food in my day that my fortune cookies have started to contradict one another"

"There's a lot of lame holocaust jokes on this thread... Anne frankly, I'm getting sick and tired of them."

"Here's to the stork that brings good babies... Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and to the swallow...that brings *no* babies!"