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Joke of the Day

"I do my best speed walking when I'm trying to beat another customer to the checkout at the liquor store."

"Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it's got two left wings."

"God hates fags He prefers a nice, fat, dank blunt."

"I would exercise, but then all the sprinkles would fall off my cupcake."

"Whenever I leave a fancy restaurant I tell the people coming in ""I recommend the squirrel""."

"I'd tell you a joke about UDP.... But, I wouldn't know if you'd get it."

"What's brown and sticky? Chris Brown after each prison stay."

"What's Mexico's national sport? Cross country"

"I lost my job at the suicide hotline. Apparently reverse psychology isn't very well accepted."

"What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas? COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"