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Joke of the Day

"Why do men give their penises names? Because they don't want a total stranger making 90% of their decisions."

"What is the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken."

"There's an old Irish saying: ""I'm Irish."""

"How did anybody express anger before the invention of the caps lock key?"

"Saw HBO were going to be making a new TV show set in an airport... They had to cancel it though as the pilot didn't take off."

"A penis lives a sad life.. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, neighbor is an asshole, best friend is a pussy and owner beats him."

"Something I'll sadly never get back as a Jew My foreskin."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff Bu dum tss."

"I hate church with all the sitting, standing, and kneeling. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."

"What's the worst thing about Michael Jackson teaching your kindergarten class? The smell. The man's been dead for 6 years."