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Joke of the Day
"What happened when Hitler lost his glasses? He could Nazi."
Next Joke
"Someone's overfeeding that damn cat. I mean.. there's something like Stonehenge in her litter box."
"I've always said that life is a lot like doing laundry There's a lot less bleeding if you separate the colors from the whites."
"You guys know monogamy is NOT a type of wood, right?!?"
"How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet? ""Sir, this is a liquor store."""
"Hello darkness my old friend... I've walked into a wall again."
"What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon? ""IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"""
"Some people are like Slinkies... Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they can still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
"Looks like we got about 4 inches of snow last night Or as my boyfriend calls it... 7."
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor"