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Joke of the Day

"Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible? They're plane to sea"

"Why does Washington DC stink? Because of the B O"

"My son is fashion conscious and likes Disney show tunes. I think we need to have THE TALK. No son of mine is gonna raid my lingerie closet."

"How was your trip to Israel? This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty ""in tents""."

"I feel pretty smart until I realize the wild ducks I'm surprised by on my neighbor's lawn are metal lawn ornaments he's had for 5 years."

"Did you hear about the new wine that the Taliban is selling in the US to help fund its war efforts? They call it ""White Infidel."""

"If you want sparkling, sophisticated conversation, catch me early in the month, before I've used up my ten free New York Times articles."

"Dear men, if you stopped seeing your wife as a woman, it doesn't mean that all men are blind."

"My mom says that you are what you eat. That's strange, because I haven't eaten any sexy beast recently..."

"A Priest and a Rabbi Walk Into A Bar The rabbi turns to the priest and says: ""I get the feeling someone is going to make a joke out of this."""