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Joke of the Day

"I was playing a game of solitaire, but I only had a pack of Tarot cards I actually won, but 4 people died"

"How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife? Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you."

"whats the difference between a mexican and a book. a book has papers ;) ayee"

"With 10K characters, I can finally get into great detail about how I'm not allowed at the company family picnic any more!"

"Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good? Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border."

"I like girls in high heels They're always on there toes Whacka, whacka"

"Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives? Because they'll worship the ground you walk on."

"How do you top a car? You tep on the brake, tupid!"

"People I live with are hiding my shit. The two most effective hiding places to date: 1) out in the open 2) where I last left it"

"Not a mean plane joke. Wouldnt want to make a joke about the air asia flight as it would be plane wrong and offensive."