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Joke of the Day

"Sarcasm is humor with an attitude."

"Funniest joke ever Your dick is big"

"A John gets crabs from a 10$ hooker... he goes back to complain, and the hooker tells him ""what did you expect for 10$, lobster?"""

"Kryptonite They call my dick Kryptonite, Because not even Superman can handle it. Boom!"

"What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp? The football player *kicks* *punts.*"

"A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. ""Ha, ha!"" says the nun, removing her costume. ""I'm the bus driver!"""

"I used to be schizophrenic... ... but we're OK now."

"Harry Potter lost his virginity on a magical evening. Or, as they say in Hogwarts, a Wednesday."

"What did the man say to the suffocating clown? You've got to be choking"

"I don't know why I just bought some coconut shampoo I haven't even got any coconuts."